Worthy advice

I had a great time this weekend in Nebraska. It's too bad we didn't have a chance to all get together, but I saw most of you, even if it was only for a minute or two. Backemeyer - missed you completely. I'll be back on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving sometime - so maybe we could all get together then.

I just wanted to pass on a story of an incident that happened yesterday. I was working my way back from the airport to my place and while waiting for a bus I was approached by a women in her mid-thirties. She was having some problems and needed some help, which I offered and a conversation ensued. She wasn't the most articulate, but I appreciated her forthrightness as she offered the following advice, "Don't marry a slut, Paul. You seem like a nice guy." Then a few minutes later she got a call from her aunt and relayed to me that her aunt would "happily breast-feed your first born." I guess I'm that nice of a guy.